Tessa and I are on our way to Tokyo station to catch the Shinkansen to Niigata prefecture for our ski weekend. Our current ride is the Limited Express, with seats more like a commuter train–and Train Shop magazine!

  
Train Shop offers the same goofy wares as the late, great Sky Mall, only better (“I miss Sky Mall,” said Tessa wistfully).  

Check out these offerings:

Face Pulling Up thingies for both the men and the ladies. 

Questionable yard decor. 

Glasses for reading while lying completely flat on your back.  

A bag for catching urine? 

 The pet section. 
  

And my personal favorite, the camera for scoping your ears.